I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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