Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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