Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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