I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
