let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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