He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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