I'm drive I can fine osifer
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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