I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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