have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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