I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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