Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Me. At least after what I've been through.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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