So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
