As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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