You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
