She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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