I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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