she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
im about as happy as oj after his trial
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
We don't watch enough power rangers
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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