Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize
