it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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