I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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