i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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