So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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