I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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