did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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