is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize
