dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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