My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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