Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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