Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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