uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
What a dumb baby whore.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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