I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
