I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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