doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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