Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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