i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
it's like heaven, but drunker
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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