hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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