so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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