Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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