My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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