NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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