he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Found the puke drawer
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Randomize
