Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
