Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so let's talk penis.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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