So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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