GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Randomize