We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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