Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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