I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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