She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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