She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
We were destined to go to rehab together
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
try to milk me bitch
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