So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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