He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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