yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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