I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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