I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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